Hit List

Well Boyle Babes, this post might sound somewhat violent and threatening, but, trust us, it's not! 

Basically, our staff at H4SB have assembled a Hit list which lists all of those that are threatening to Susan's career right now. In no way would we ever "do physical harm" to these people, but we just want to get the word out there as to who is against her or subconsciously seems to be. Our list is in its beginning stages, so we only have two offenders so far. Here ya goo:

1st: Ok. So there is a video on Youtube that shows a clip of Susan singing "I Don't Know How To Love Him" from the classic Jesus Christ Superstar in a talent contest. In this video the man who hosts the contest, Mr. Barrymore (we refuse to use his first name), seems to be blatantly making a mockery of Susan. He tries to look up her dress as well as mock her while she's singing and, to top it off, he lands a sloppy kiss on her mouth after her stunning performance. 

Alright Barry, just because Susan is not absolutely stunning on the outside does not mean in any way that you have to boost your self-esteem by making fun of this woman. I'm sure all the 56 year old women in the audience loved your "charming" antics while Susan was singing. Good job "impressing" them. If you heart is too cold or your eyes are too blinded by your own "success" to see Susan's talent, then you should be so ashamed of yourself that you should have immediately quit your job due to embarrassment of your childhood antics. That's why you, sir, are numero uno on the list ! 

See for yourselves: 

2nd - You all are probably familiar with the ten year old Hollie Steel. 

Steel is an amazingly young and talented ballerina and singer. 

The staff at H4SB are very charmed and impressed by her,

yet we feel that because of her young age, 

she has her whole life's career ahead of her. 

Susan, on the other hand, does not. 

Susan has been chiseling away at perfecting her talent 

for years while going through many, many ups and downs. 

Steel is only 10 and has a very long time to be world-renowned and famous. 

Let's give Susan first dibs. 

After Susan, Hollie, it's all you!

Steel on Britain's Got Talent. We love ya, but not just yet...

With these names in the open, we know who to route for and put our hope in: S-U-S-A-N !!!!

See ya'll tomorrow !

Susan Slang pt. II

Alright guys, I'm sure you all remember last week's post entitled "Susan Slang". This week we're going to dive deeper into some Susan vocabulary, yet this time the staff at H4SB aren't making up names.

After endless watching and checking for updated Susan interviews, we've noticed three words (one phrase) that is constantly repeated. Now they will be defined and used in an easily understandable sentence for you ! 

When Susan uses the word "frumpy" she is usually referring to her image on stage. We here at S4SB feel that Susan is the perfect woman inside and out.

Here's the definition! 

"Frumpy" refers to something that is out of date or unfashionable. 

Here's a sentence: Susan Boyle's new look leaves her older, frumpy image behind. 

The next word, "spinster", has been used to describe Boyle by many tabloids. Again, we here at S4SB feel that this aspect of Susie is extremely appealing and unique. Yet, we feel that many tabolids have jumped the gun with the phrase. 

"Spinster" refers to someone who has not been married beyond their conventional age. 

 

Here's a sentence: To call Susan a spinster may be incorrect because due to her world-wide attention, the right man might just come into her life. (ME !!)

The last word, "gob-smacked" is uttered in nearly every Susan interview. Whenever she talks about how she feels about her new found fame this phrase oozes out of her. 

"Gob-smacked" means to be flabbergasted or astounded. 

Susan felt gobsmacked after she found out how many admirers she had. (Including me!) 

So there you have it guys! Now, if you ever bump into Susan or checkout her interviews, each beautiful word that comes from her mouth will make perfect sense. 

See ya'll tomorrow ! 

Some Bite-sized Susanformation (Information) for Youuu

1.) So, do you all know why the world now looks forward to Mondays? 

Because we're all one day closer to seeing Susan sweep out the competition on the legendary Britain's Got Talent stage. Yup, that's right, in approximately a month (the last week in May), Miss Boyle will be making all of her Susan Slaves beg for mercy with her next stunning performance. Yet, on Saturday morning, our Headquarters had a surprise phone call from Britain's Got Talent judge, Mr. Simon Cowell. Simon told us that if Susan does not stay focused in the midst of all of this WORLD-WIDE attention, she might not win.

Now, saying that Susan "might not win" is like talking about science at a festival of magic. The staff feels that no matter how much coverage Susan is gets, she will stay the course and keep her eye on the prize. But, hey, even if all else fails she still has all of our hearts !

2.) When one watches Susan's performance over and over and over and ...over, we sometimes wish we can literally hug her or speak with her. After intense research, we here at H4SB have found a fan mail address for Susan. So, if you haven't had a pen pal in a while and want to express exactly how Susan makes you feel... write her a letter ! The fan mail address is:

Susan Boyle

Britain's Got Talent 

Blackburn, West Lothian

Scotland EH47

Finally, 3.) If you're an avid reader of this blog and a Boyle's Loyal then you must be wondering what song she'll sing next. Well, please feel free to leave a comment of a song that you think she'll sing and if the song's expectable and in her vocal range,  we will create a poll with your song idea in it ! So, put on your thinking caps and let us know !!

See ya'll tomorrow 

What song will she sing? The answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind. 

Make Ovaa !!

Drum roll pleaseeeeee

Yup, that's her!!

All you Boyleonians are looking at our favorite woman with a NEW DO ! Gorgeous?  Extremely !  Does H4SB support it ? Are you kidding, me support all of Susie's decisions !

The phones at H4SB headquarters have been ringing off the hook since 6 A.M. this morning because of Susan's new do. We've been told that Susan received at $50 dollar make-over yesterday. A little hair dye and eye-brow waxing makes Suse look a few years younger and hipper (somehow), yet she does not even come close to loosing her radiant charm . 

For just about every update we post, controversy follows. Some say that Susan may have lost her charm with her new do. Just because her graying, frizzy, yet beautiful hair is out does not in any way mean that Susan has lost her spunk, charm, or heartwarming chops. After an intense board meeting this morning, the staff at H4SB decided that Susan deserves this. If you were in the lime light just like Susan is why wouldn't you clean up a little? 

We love and support her new look!   We also see that Susan has treated herself to some new clothes. Good for you Susan! Just don't loose that classic white beaded necklace ! 

In other news, there have been rumors that Susan was booked to appear on Oprah. 

Oprah and Susan are the World's super-duo ! 

Unfortunately, Britain's Got Talent has informed us that Susan can not appear until after the show is over. We'll be impatiently waiting until that glorious day dawns. 

Love you Susan ! 

Never Been Kissed Minus the "Never"

Ok Boyle-onians, here's a juicy piece of Susan gossip for you.

Sources have told us here at H4SB that Susan in fact HAS been kissed. She had been quoted on "Britain's Got Talent" saying that she had never been kissed, but in a recent interview with the British T.V. show GMTV , Susan said that she was joking about having never been kissed. 

"Never been kissed? I've never stopped !" - Sneaky Susan

For some other blogs and websites this information comes off as negative. Their main concern is that Susan is publicity crazy and she is not the genuine person she has made herself out to be. 

For us here at S4SB we could honestly careless. Does the fact that Susan has never been kissed take away from her outstanding voice or her spunky personality? We think not. We support her because of her vocal abilities and her triumphant and unexpected popularity due to her genuine personality and heart of gold.

Kissed or unkissed, Susan, we still love you just the same ! 

See ya'll soon !!

 All eyes on Susan

Susan Slang ??

Here it is guys! 

I know you've all been craving creative ways to say your a fan of Susan, so here are some catchy names or "Susan Slang" that will help you describe your ....fanness.

Here they are or here's what you are if you're reading this:

one of Susan's Slaves

maybe your a Son of Susan

could you be a Boyle's Loyal

are you a member of the Boyle Brigade ?

have you pledged your love as a Susan Sister ladies? 

That's all my staff and I have for now ! If you have any ideas please post a comment and we'll analyze it deeply and if it fi

ts our credentials... we'll add it to the list !

See ya'll tomorrow 

                                 

Elaine Paige and Boyle duet could be a reality !

Sources have just informed H4SB (Humans for Susan Boyle) that Susan's idol Elaine Paige, famous broadway singer, was said to have been discussing a possible future duet for the two women. Dying to know what Paige actually said? Here you go, you crazy Susan Slaves: "It seems [Susan Boyle's] performance has really captured the hearts of everyone who saw it, me included. . . . Ever since Susan's appearance on 'Britain's Got Talent' my inbox has been flooded with e-mails. Perhaps we should record a duet?" Amazing! Imagine your hero (Michael Jordan or Whitney Huston) saying that a performance of your talent captured their heart. I can't even begin to comprehend the excitement Susan is experiencing with every new day. Constant support and devotion are poured out of the WORLD'S heart for her ! I have a slight hunch that Paige feels a little threatened by Susan. I mean I heard of Susan before Paige. We here at H4SB love the Paige, but when we think of Susan, we think of pure, unaltered happiness ! 

               

                    

The Paige Master